some fresh joke (intermezzo)

Posted by devilito on Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Girl: just go talk to her!
Boy: i CANT! I'm in love with her but she's not in love with me.
Girl: she will! You're amazing.
Boy: i am?
Girl: yess.. Go!
Boy: fine... I love you.
Girl: i love you too. Now go tell her!
Boy: i just did :)
Girl: ??????

 

another conversation:

y: How's going? How's your life?

x: Fine, thank you dear, I am spiritually reborn.. :)
and uhm,, in this occasion I'd say good buy to you
but get me wrong, that was not farewell speech, and it's not good bye anyway
I just want to say
#buy buy me some coffee? :D

y: That's why I love your comment... Its always make me smile :)
What can I say now: #buy buy me some chips please :D

negative, I am semi retired for almost 6 month
and i have a little advice 2 you dear,
have a nice sleep..


sleeping early, waking up early, will make you more happy [quotes]

 

biduk_sampan serayu

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Quick Count

Posted by devilito on Friday, 10 April 2009

quickcount Indonesia Tribune  The controversy of  "Quick Count" (QC) in Indonesia suspected have potential to fault by authoritative watcher such malformation in motivation, methodology, and appreciation

The suspicion statement said by the expert in statistic science from Bogor Farming Institute  (IPB) Prof Dr Ir Khairil Anwar Notodipuro, MS to Antara in Bogor, Friday, the statement issued respect to the latest news  about quick count from few of independence survey associations of Indonesia 2009 Legislative Election

He said that as a methodology, prediction or election results quick count has academic legitimated and scientific responsibility. Method and technique that used for quick count basic is very expert and could be reliable it’s results.
According that, he continue in country who have higher culture and science technology and their people have enough human resources and already knew what is statistic not only knew alphabetic, quick count used as trusted barometer  to predict the result of election.

Nevertheless, to apply it in Indonesia he see there are too many potent to create malformation, at least three fault of these: Motivation, Methodology, and Appreciation.

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Prabowo Subianto

Posted by devilito on Thursday, 9 April 2009

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Prabowo Subianto, The Ex General Commando of Special Force Republic of Indonesia, also president Republic of Indonesia Candidate curious about the intrigue behind the LSN Quick Count.

Obviously after tired in continuously campaign he want the big smile after election. But temporary result indicate that his Party / Gerindra is not at top five. Then will his energy exhausted in vain? We knew the LSI survey before Indonesian election is not good for Gerindra. Gerindra Party is in 9th position at survey pre election.

So, why mad? It useless. That was incredible for Gerindra the new party he held qualified in top ten. And the prospect in future is bright as fortune star.

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Let Google Choose the President

Posted by devilito

How about let other angle view to choose our Indonesia Presidents? This morning unintentionally I was doing something funny for me, How about we let Google choose our Indonesian President!?

And here we come the result, (of course this job purpose is a joke, don’t be mad at me)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 4,610,000 hasil telusur untuk megawati soekarnoputri. (0.11 detik)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 2,850,000 hasil telusur untuk amin rais. (0.56 detik)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 2,560,000 hasil telusur untuk susilo bambang yudhoyono. (0.35 detik)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 821,000 hasil telusur untuk hidayat nur wahid. (0.59 detik)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 486,000 hasil telusur untuk presiden wiranto. (0.78 detik)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 379,000 hasil telusur untuk prabowo subianto. (0.35 detik)

1 - 100 dari sekitar 283,000 hasil telusur untuk deddy mizwar. (0.52 detik)

You may try for fun with additional quotes to specify results! Good Luck!

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Open Campaign does not affect Indonesia Election

Posted by devilito

The last survey is not far from prediction before Campaign
Jakarta, Open campaign time that shown by "show of force" general meeting and Politic Parties ads at public media end yesterday, for three days on wards, people granted peace time for considering to choose the suit candidates. At April 9th 2009, Indonesian people shall choose their representative appointed on legislative in People Representative Council (DPR). Province DPRD, District DPRD, and Central DPRD, they also choose Region Representative Council.

I’ve ever read some Arabian joke. In Saudi Arabia, the parliament member was not chosen by people, but the prerequisite educational strata for admission is Doctoral. Meanwhile in Indonesia, the council chosen by people, quality is not important, the most important is money. You may just dream to be a legislative member if you don’t have money and power, although you’re a brilliant scholar.

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